The Secret to Softball

What if I told you that I had the secret to softball? What if I could guarantee you to be able to hit like Sammy Sosa whenever you stepped up to the plate? What would you be willing to give for such a secret? $10? $20? What about embarrassing yourself?

Well, my friends, I have the secret. Today, after a quick dose of "secret sauce", I was able to crank 2 homeruns. The stuff works. Want to know what it is? For only $5.99, you too can hit like Joe Blake hit tonight.

The secret: eat Taco Bell 30 minutes before the game.
The cost: explosive diarrhea and embarrassment.

Fortunately, after my first homerun of the game, I was able to immediately run to the bathroom after crossing home to avoid any public explosion. Ever the lucky man, I made it to a bathroom.

So there you have it - the secret to softball. Are you willing to pay the price?

(Now Christian and Alyssa, I know you are reading this. You better not run around the house talking about diarrhea. Your parents would n0t be too happy with me. You've been warned!)